The Gabe Wiki

Welcome to the Gabe

The following repository represents, to the best of our abilities, an attempt to catalogue and document various forms of phenomena known collectively as "Gabe". Throughout the pages of this brave endeavor our team will attempt to uncover and subsequently follow each and every thread possible, from his earliest days as a fledgling, quasi-sentient beard hair serving under Confederate General Jeb Stuart to his eventual religious conversion to the cult of the Fort Griswold Obelisk and subsequent descent into madness.

Articles and content will be added constantly as our dedicated team of data scientists, historians, explorers, and climate deniers toils tirelessly to uncover the unvarnished truth of this consequential entity and its effect on mankind.

The Gabe Wiki is designed, developed, and produced by a multicultural team of various beliefs, sexual orientations, and gender identities.