General Jeb Stuart

James Ewell Brown "Jeb" Stuart (February 6, 1833 – May 12, 1864) was a United States Army officer from Virginia who became a Confederate States Army general during the American Civil War. He was also the first known point of physical manifestation of the entity now known as Gabe. He was known to his friends as "Jeb,” from the initials of his given names, and to his admirers as "Beauty" and the "Knight of the Golden Spurs", while his enemies and detractors knew him simply as "Ol' Fuckface". He is, perhaps, best remembered by the simple word "Chad" to which the Gabe ascribed him upon first willing himself into existence.

Stuart was a cavalry commander known for his mastery of reconnaissance and the use of cavalry in support of offensive operations. While he cultivated a cavalier image (red-lined gray cape, the yellow waist sash of a regular cavalry officer, hat cocked to the side with an ostrich plume, red flower in his lapel, often sporting cologne), his serious work made him the trusted eyes and ears of Robert E. Lee's army and inspired Southern morale. He also fucked off a lot and spent large amounts of time bodgering about in the countryside.